100things

1. My name is Brian.
2. I am Korean.
3. I was born in Chicago.
4. I was born on August 18, 1989.
5. I am sexy.
6. I am tall: 6' 1".
7. I am popular.
8. I am a liar. Is this post a lie or not? Think about it.
9. I hold a warped view of myself.
10. I am a student.
11. I am not ghetto, and proud of it.
12. What is ghetto anyway? It used to be a noun, but now it's an adjective.
13. I like to write about myself.
14. I eat rice everyday.
15. I love rice.
16. My little brother's name is Jeffrey.
17. He's my favorite brother of all-time.
18. He's my only brother.
19. My mom makes awesome kimchi.
20. My mom makes awesome korean food.
21. Golf is an awesome sport.
22. Golf is a SPORT, not an activity or a hobby, or, "a game, like Monopoly."
23. I am on my high school's golf team.
24. Michael Crichton is a great writer.
25. I've read Disclosure, Rising sun, Andromeda Strain, Prey, Timeline, Terminal Man, Sphere, The Great Train Robbery, and probably another one. These of course, are all books by Crichton.
26. They are awesome books.
27. He is by far the best techno-thriller novelist.
28. I try too hard.
29. Getting past post 29 is the hardest part of making this list.
30. I like video games.
31. I have a GameCube.
32. I don't have any Playstations: you can't trust 'em.
33. Ikaruga's an awesome game, though nobody knows about it.
34. Super Smash Brothers: an awesome game.
35. Final Fantasy I-VI: you gotta' love 'em. I unfortunately haven't played FF VII and on.
36. Chrono Trigger is an awesome SNES RPG (Super Nintendo Role Playing Game).
37. I love anime and manga.
38. I have 48.77 gigabytes of manga and anime combined.
39. Naruto is an awesome manga and anime.
40. Chrno Crusade and Samurai Deeper Kyo is a great anime.
41. Black Cat, Prince of Tennis, Saiyuki, HunterxHunter, Monster, and 20th Century Boys are excellent manga titles.
42. I am so lost.
43. I feel given up on.
44. It hurts a lot to be all alone, being deemed as a lost cause.
45. I need to sort some stuff out with the Big Guy.
46. Why? That's all I ask. Why?
47. The frustration that I feel makes me want to yell as loud as I can and cry and beat the crap out of myself.
48. I am an extroverted introvert.
49. I am an introverted extrovert.
50. Is that contradicting?
51. If so, then come one, come all, take a look at the living Contradiction!
52. I am a hypocrite.
53. I have never gone out on a date...yet.
54. I also don't feel like going out on a date anytime soon. Unless there were a golf-playing, manga-reading, anime-watching, track-running, non-smoking, computer-loving, out-going, and in-going kind of girl. That would be cool.
55. But hey, nobody's perfect.
56. I strive for attention.
57. I say and do dumb things for a laugh, and over half the time, nobody laughs.
58. I love saying or doing clever things.
58. I love laughing.
59. Hence, I love jokes.
60. Just not knock-knock jokes, or corny junk like that.
61. Or really cruel jokes: some just aren't funny.
62. I love running.
63. I am on the NW track team.
64. Running outside, cold or warm, is awesome. It's a lot better than running around in a track: that's boring.
65. I have track practice before and after school from Monday to Friday, Saturday, and Sunday (though it's optional).
66. I am on the Math Team and on Academic Bowl.
67. My favorite classes: English, Biology.
68. My funniest teachers: my english teacher, my biology teacher, and my geometry teacher.
69. See the connection?
70. I find it exponentially harder to write something about myself as this list grows longer and longer with each post. It is especially hard to write something clever about myself.
71. It's amazing that I've been around for about 14 years and I find it difficult to say only 100 things about myself. I know so little about someone I've known my entire life.
72. I don't have a favorite color. It used to be blue, then it went to red, now I don't really know anymore. The color's gone out of my life, so what's the point?
73. A lot of the time, I ponder about completely useless stuff for long periods of time.
74. For example, if someone were truly tolerant, they would also have to tolerate intolerant ideas. That's some brain food for ya'.
75. Or another one: why is there braille on the drive through bank teller.
76. Also, I wonder whats greater, adding infinity to a number, or multiplying it to that same number.
77. Stupid stuff like that.
78. For about a week I tried to train myself to write with my left hand. I wrote the letter "a" at least a couple hundred times.
79. Currently the lowercase "a" is the only letter I can write well with my left hand.
80. My favorite oxymoron would probably be, "Microsoft Works."
81. I have gone to South Korea once.
82. My ability to play the arcade game "Pump it Up!" increased exponentially throughout my stay at Korea.
83. My ability to hold chopsticks increased exponentially throughout my stay at Korea.
84. I love verbing words.
85. To verb: to use a noun as a verb. Ex. "verb."
86. Some common examples in the English language: access, blog, e-mail, etc.
87. 1 0f73N f1nD 17 4nN0y1nG wh3n 50m30n3 7yp35 1n 1337. D0n'7 y0u?
88. Or when sum homie tryz ta' type all ghetto, G. Cuz wen' you type lyke dat', u soun' stupid.
89. I like listening to a wide assortment of music, not including rap, hip hop, r & b, pop, etc.
90. But I do like techno.
91. And I also like two rap songs.
92. Rapper's Delight by the Sugarhill Gang.
93. And the Superbowl Shuffle, baby!
94. I also like Buttercup, by the Temptations, which you are listening to right now!
95. Argh! I have a mental roadblock right now
96. But I must think of more witty things to say!
97. I am so tired.
98. I dislike getting my right contact ripped while it is istill in my eye. This just happened right now.
99. I can barely see right now.
100. I'm getting...dizzy...


--Wow. I can't believe I just did that. Looking back at this list, I just realized that 100 things is nowhere near enough to give some insight into my life, to define it. Most of it is superficial nonsense, and some doesn't even make sense. Anyway, my point is that if my life were defined by the 100 things above, then I would be a nobody, a loser, a mere shell of what I am.